Local School Replaces Explosive Expo with Slightly Less Explosive Mario Kart Ride
OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun A junior high school from Chiba Prefecture has courageously chosen to protect its students from…
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Morioka Geisha Association Clarifies: Women Over 25 Not Banned—Just Not to Be Seen, Heard, or Acknowledged
MORIOKA, Japan — Following global criticism over its age policy allegedly inspired by “ancient Leonardo DiCaprian teachings,” the Morioka Geisha…
Sushiro Wait Time Now Exceeds Human Lifespan at 2025 Expo
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Visitors to the 2025 Osaka Expo are being encouraged to make peace with hunger…
Methane and Misery: The 2025 Osaka Expo Experience™
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Japan’s bold vision for the future has officially been gassed — literally. Just days…
Osaka Expo Promises No Lines, Delivers No Wifi Instead
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Organizers of the 2025 Osaka Expo have successfully redefined the phrase “no lines” —…
Geisha Age Limit at 25 From Ancient Japanese Teachings By Leonard DiCaprio
Morioka — The Shoganai Shimbun In a bold move to safeguard Japan’s rich cultural heritage, the Morioka Chamber of Commerce…
Nissan Employees Celebrate Another Year Without Ghosn – With Their Remaining 12 Yen Bonus
TOKYO – Nissan executives marked another year without Carlos Ghosn by reassuring employees that while profits remain nonexistent, at least…
Japan Proudly Exports Diversity to Keep It Out of Japan
TOKYO – Inspired by comedian Yuki Nivez, who built her career rejecting tokenism, Japan has announced a Diversity Hire Exchange…
Japan Post CEO Apologizes for ‘No Makeup’ Ad, Immediately Asks Female Staff If They’re Smiling Enough
TOKYO – Japan Post’s President and CEO, Kinugawa Kazuhide, issued a formal apology for the company’s recent “No Makeup” advertisement,…