Local School Replaces Explosive Expo with Slightly Less Explosive Mario Kart Ride
OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun A junior high school from Chiba Prefecture has courageously chosen to protect its students from…
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Sushiro Wait Time Now Exceeds Human Lifespan at 2025 Expo
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Visitors to the 2025 Osaka Expo are being encouraged to make peace with hunger…
Methane and Misery: The 2025 Osaka Expo Experience™
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Japan’s bold vision for the future has officially been gassed — literally. Just days…
Osaka Expo Promises No Lines, Delivers No Wifi Instead
YUMESHIMA, OSAKA — The Shoganai Shimbun Organizers of the 2025 Osaka Expo have successfully redefined the phrase “no lines” —…
Japan to Export Badly Behaving Tourists in Bold New Economic Strategy
TOKYO – The Japanese government has unveiled a new initiative, “Misbehavior Tourism,” aiming to export unruly Japanese travelers to create…