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Morioka Geisha Association Clarifies: Women Over 25 Not Banned—Just Not to Be Seen, Heard, or Acknowledged
Business Women

Morioka Geisha Association Clarifies: Women Over 25 Not Banned—Just Not to Be Seen, Heard, or Acknowledged

Matsumoto Chadwick (松本チャドウィック)

MORIOKA, Japan — Following global criticism over its age policy allegedly inspired by “ancient Leonardo DiCaprian teachings,” the Morioka Geisha…

Girl’s Confession to Nonexistent Crime Leads to Real Promotion for Officer
Crime Women

Girl’s Confession to Nonexistent Crime Leads to Real Promotion for Officer

Matsumoto Chadwick (松本チャドウィック)

HYOGO — In a bold new chapter for modern policing, officers in Hyogo Prefecture have secured a hard-fought confession from…

Geisha Age Limit at 25 From Ancient Japanese Teachings By Leonard DiCaprio
Business Women

Geisha Age Limit at 25 From Ancient Japanese Teachings By Leonard DiCaprio

Matsumoto Chadwick (松本チャドウィック)

Morioka — The Shoganai Shimbun In a bold move to safeguard Japan’s rich cultural heritage, the Morioka Chamber of Commerce…

Japanese Incels Make Pilgrimage to Murder Scene to Ensure Dead Woman Knows She Had It Coming
Crime Women

Japanese Incels Make Pilgrimage to Murder Scene to Ensure Dead Woman Knows She Had It Coming

Matsumoto Chadwick (松本チャドウィック)

TOKYO – In a powerful display of masculine fragility, local incels have taken it upon themselves to pay their final…

Japan Post CEO Apologizes for ‘No Makeup’ Ad, Immediately Asks Female Staff If They’re Smiling Enough
Business Women

Japan Post CEO Apologizes for ‘No Makeup’ Ad, Immediately Asks Female Staff If They’re Smiling Enough

Matsumoto Chadwick (松本チャドウィック)

TOKYO – Japan Post’s President and CEO, Kinugawa Kazuhide, issued a formal apology for the company’s recent “No Makeup” advertisement,…

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